Dialog avec boy.
Him to dog: All right, I'm going to unload the dishwasher and then go to bed.
(Departure from my room to kitchen.)
Me, realizing the opportunity: Yo! If you feel so inspired, set up the coffee for the morning.
Him, calling back from the kitchen: I'm really tired.
Me: Yo! Set up the coffee for the morning.
That better mean that I have one-button coffee in the morning. Really, that's what it ought to mean.
Today would have been my mom's 70th birthday. A few years back, we talked about doing a cruise for her 70th birthday celebration. I was more okay than I expected to be with today being an entirely solitary day at home because honestly, she would have liked it that way. And I woke up this morning to Ghosts at #1 on the best giveaway Contemporary Fantasy list, which...well, those lists are kind of a joke. A) So what if you can give away more books than anyone else? Talk about a meaningless metric! And B) Amazon lists are fluid and flexible and really don't reflect anything much at all. But still, it felt like a nice birthday present when it wasn't really my birthday.